why i love ebay and hate cell phones and am ambivilent to the york online bookstore

if you sign on to ebay and type in make up..... you will find a transvestite make up kit, with a how to cd rom and book. i went to the silver dollar last night to go see anagram and now i can't hear properly, also it was crowded x 10. lately my wireless cellular device has been majorly malfunctioning. it will randomly go on the internet. make calls without my consent or knowledge AND during daytime non free hours. and even if its turned on silent will ring at hugely in oppurtune moments. i've deduced that it must be because of my ingenious newyears idea of rinsing my phone in water ( i had gotten a shit load of lip gloss on it)i tried to dry it but alas. also it could be because i lent my phone to my sister and when it was returned to me there was a huge crack down the middle of the display screen. i went on the york university website to order my textbooks ( i am fully aware it takes longer but i hate the bookstore and shopping...and the lines ew) but then after i ordered my texts i was like oh i wonder what other books they have, and you're using a credit card it so easy blah blah blah. moral of the story curiosity makes the cat spend $150 on books she doesn't need eg, a book by my favorite proffessor thus far, or a weird literature dictionary or a collection of stories EDITED not WRITTEN by dave eggers. christ on a cracker.