na na na na bat mannnnn

so i just watched batman, on tvland. its been my favorite show since i was 6. but i have to say this particular episode had a few inconsistencies that just rubbed me the wrong way.
the villian king tut, is a professor of "egyptology" at gotham university who suffers from a rare disease where he has amnesia and dual personalities when he is hit on the head and suffers a concussion, other wise he is a nice guy.
a) he is standing with 2 students wearing a protective hat, he then takes his hat off to show the students that it is made of steel, fine so far. then both students get hit with falling plant holders and HE DOESN'T THINK TO PUT THE HAT BACK ON. so of course he gets hit too
b) neither of the students suffer from the "rare" disease. yet, even before king tut is hit, after they get hit on the head they both change into king tut slaves.
c) commisioner gordon calls bruce wayne (not batman) and bruce wayne tells him to call batman. the commissioner talks to bruce wayne, then batman within a 5 second period, and is totally dumbfounded that batman already knows about king tut
d) why is king tut not in some sort of facility
e) the way to cure him is just to hit him on the head again. why doesn't anyone do this aka robin who has been kidnapped
f) the two girls that are kidnapped, are tied up, but only with a pink satin ribbon that is tied in a bow, which is not only easy to escape from but also inconsistent with the historical king tut timeline of 1300 BC
g) when tut steals the basically mint condition carcophagus from the gotham city museum, commisioner gordon values it by saying "well a carcophagus from around 1300 BC, that would be worth as much as an antique"........
h) chief o'hara says he doesn't want the police to have to dress up as "heathens" at the egypt ball bruce wayne is throwing. i think by "heathens" he meant "egyptians" but they did believe in some sort of gods.

i think it's the relief of being done for the year that is making me drabble on about batman things. sorry if its boring. but it seemed important at the time.
also i just added myself to myspace (or rather karis set it up) my myspace page is
www.myspace.com/djhoolaine