a bird in the hand is worthless

i helped karis film her movie today, held a starring role. realized i am a HORRENDOUS actress. also am highly intrigued by regression therapy (hypno therapy where you find out past life karma) http://www.ibrt.org/Intl.html also i am a huge bitch in the movie and am feeling guilty about that. also what do you mean , i'm just pointing out the obvious of the hitler harper connection, sorry if you are disturbed by THE TRUTH................ but thats what you get i guess for going to guelph where all facts are candy coated for you.

the fourth reich

I'm just saying is all.... and i better say it while we still have the right to freedom of thought

helter skelter

a) charles manson is up for parole next year
b) sirius black and charles manson.... same person?

sympathy for the devil

so i trekked to st catherines today, to see ma petite soeur. as usual it was an eventful day. the woman at her chinese prison meets cruel intentions school, wouldn't let me get her, she was all suspicious of me, and how i knew her, and thus i was acting suspicious, which made her more suspicious and me act shadier. thankfully my mom came in and everyone recognized her. we went to boston pizza (NEVER get pad thai at boston pizza) for lunch. we went to the "Pen Centre" which is st.catherines equivalent to sherway mall but smaller, and more trashy, actually the whole town can be summed up in the words "smaller" and "more trashy". i got this weird coat at Reitmans, its cool, but i'm suspicious about why it was only 10$.... anyway, the ride home with my mother is what always scares me the most last week we were going down the highway and she turns to me and was like "wow i'm doing 180 clicks!" also she told me her greatest joy in life is derived from passing people on the highway. but meh i live to tell the tale. for the first time in my entire scholastic career i am totally caught up with all my readings, actually ahead in a few subjects, its a very freeing feeling, i finally have time for pleasure reading. which i'm currently very behind in, every book i've been interested in and bought since september has been patiently waiting for this day i'll see you in bed tonight ulysses.

live from new york.....

the strokes are on saturday night live tonight. god they are hot. so far they've played mostly new stuff, and so far i am unimpressed. however they are still gods. also the friend from garden state (peter saarsgaard) is the host, and so far the show is blowing chunks (except for julian and fabrizio being hot)

fozzy bear (subtitled a list of my favorite books)

i love foster. hes the cutest/dumbest animal.

So heres the list
1. Raise High the roof beams carpenters (JD Salinger)
2. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
3. The Glass Menagerie (Tennessee Williams)
4. Harry Potter Series (JK Rowling)
5. Nine Stories (JD Salinger)
6. A Portrait of the Artist as a young man (James Joyce)
7. Adrian Mole Series (Sue Townsend)
8. White Teeth (Zadie Smith)
9. Waking Beauty (Elyse Friedman)
10. A heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers)

is everyone taking crazy pills? also why i hate people

ok i understand that when technology screws up (i had to re-type that because this website actually went straight to publish hence proving my point) technology is not in fallable, if my cell phone calls you, and i'm not talking this means that my cell phone is acting up, not that i am calling you a million times purposely. don't flatter yourself. also my computer has a problem, when i sign out of a website that has a secure status (such as this one persay) it signs out of my msn. this isn't my fault either. it stops or i try to stop it if i know its happening. but please remember that i am not doing this specifically to bother you, it is out of my control totally. you have to be retarded to think that i do things like this purposely. also if you don't like me fine, everyone has problems with other people, if i happen to be one of these people fine, i won't be offended. there are a lot of things that people won't like about me, FINE, i don't like most people either. i'm a bitch and sarcastic and make it obvious when i don't like someone because frankly i don't care. however if you don't like me, don't tell one of my closest friends this, don't tell them or even make it blatantly obvious to them, and expect them not to tell me. this goes back to the you must be retarded thing. you can do this expecting them to tell me, if thats your thing fine, it will get back to me, and if you think it makes me upset, you have another thing coming but don't pretend to be nice, and then be like "yeah shes a whore" behind my back. i'll find out, and think you're retarded and immature....which you are. when i tell you to block me because my computer malfunction is bothering you, don't take offense. i don't like you, you don't like me, i'm telling you to block me whatever. don't respond with a snide remark like "oh did you take your pills" especially when you know i am on medication for epilepsy.and doubly especially when you are or have been on anti-psychotics and are infact the number 1 craziest person i have ever met are infact the only person i could believe would be capable of killing someone. don't be rude, BLOCK ME. i don't give half a shit about you. i don't care if people block me. half my contact list is blocked. but don't hate me and then send me stupid forwards, while talking about me to my most loyal friends. if you do i'll just think you're stupid and also in desperate need of attention, and also desperate for friends, that you don't even like and that don't like you. oh and by the way i would not call you normally once in a year, so don't think that if a) i call you 30 times in a day and b) i don't say anything, that this is done on purpose. its not. i don't like you. i don't like calling you, especially wasting minutes on my phone, if it happens again call back and tell me, which is what anyone else this has happened to has done, i turn off my phone. because i unlike you, am not RETARDED

after all to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure

Vari Hall at york, my days there begin and end with this building (only because the tim hortons is inside of it) and ps i never noticed that the fountain was there until november of 2005, and only then because there was lights in it.
i just started my new ethics class yesterday. i wasn't sure whether or not i would like it, because i basically only took it because it wasn't full and i had to get rid of my physics class, but then i started reading the text book on the bus there and it was sooooo intriguing. i was all of a sudden overcome with this desire to devote my life to politics and change the worlds politics. it was strange. but it's written really well. my class is 3 hours long and is pretty boring, the teacher teaches really slowly, but at least its not completely over my head. plus i'm now really interested in the subject matter so it doesn't make a difference if the teaching is boring, the text is interesting. and i'd rather have good text and subject then a good teacher and bad text. i've started seeing ads for the davinci code movie it looks good

CONSTANTINES & DEADLY SNAKES Horseshoe. $17.50 at HS, RT, SS, TM. Jan 27 & 28

i love andre ethier. i'm pretty sure i'm going to go here. last time i saw the deadly snakes i had this really weird ear/aneurysm problem. but not so today. or now. talou/ olena yak te. anyway if you are reading this and want to come call my cell phone. he's always really good. and also who are the constantines?

go here

http://www.deathclock.com/ this is a cool/ semi macabre website it predicts when you'll die

good morrow good morrow, are ye well rested ye shrews and trews and stablesmen

home movies is sooo good right now. can you say medieval fair? jason is robin hood. ughhhhhhhhhh its such an under appreciated show. damn you......public opinion

you can have your way with me harper, but not with the country

i just wish he was ndp, and not satans re-incarnate. also maybe if i vote ndp then the liberals will get enough votes so they can join together with ndp and have a coalition government. hmmm. i mean what i say. i'll get people who are like no joe clarke is hotter. but no. out of possible options, harper is the hottest, possibly aside from tony blair or pierre trudeau in younger years or hugh grant in love actually, he's hot too.

Batman: "'It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park.' - Gotham City Penal Code, Section 3

skating with celebrities is AWESOME joey from full house is with nancy kerrigan, debbie gibson is with kurt browning kristy swanson is with llyod eisler, other people are with other people. its good. its my new favorite show. plus american idol tonight was good, this hot guy named ace kelly was on and got on the show, hes not a GREAT singer, but he's aight. and this other person was on and then they were like are you a boy or girl? and on ladette to lady, it was so intense.. and on daisy does america it was the season finally and she was trying to be a psychic. ah. i'm a total reality tv whore. but its the peer pressure of our generation, not my fault.

the difference between balaklava and baklava (subtitled: the only time i will ever quote"diddy")

Vote or DIE. If steven harper wins i will kill myself (this oath is neither legal nor binding in any way,shape or form). Seriously, do you want to see him in power? (he is devilishly handsome) He is satan. He will cancel all public funding (who needs abortion rights anyway?) I don't normally condone strategic voting. I feel it makes the voting process rather obsolete (which it is anyway, half the damn country votes conservative). but stephen harper can't win. He can't. We'll be like a 2nd US. No one wants that. So, come next monday, Vote, for Liberal, (I know i know, but Layton won't win as much as i want him to, and I can't take Harper) its strategic voting at it's most corrupt. BUT DO IT....Please, Martin (despite the controversy and those conservative ad campaigns) is the lesser of two evils. Give him a minority government. i beg of you. PS I got 90% on my exam, i thought i failed it. Wahoo.

its not a party without clint eastwood

trumpetters are SO last year. tuba-eers are arranged for your arrival. also, any suggestions on how to conclude an essay that a) has no real thesis and b) is 99% bull shit anyway? it has plagued my mind for the past halfhour. hmmm maybe just the end is sufficient

why i love ebay and hate cell phones and am ambivilent to the york online bookstore

if you sign on to ebay and type in make up..... you will find a transvestite make up kit, with a how to cd rom and book. i went to the silver dollar last night to go see anagram and now i can't hear properly, also it was crowded x 10. lately my wireless cellular device has been majorly malfunctioning. it will randomly go on the internet. make calls without my consent or knowledge AND during daytime non free hours. and even if its turned on silent will ring at hugely in oppurtune moments. i've deduced that it must be because of my ingenious newyears idea of rinsing my phone in water ( i had gotten a shit load of lip gloss on it)i tried to dry it but alas. also it could be because i lent my phone to my sister and when it was returned to me there was a huge crack down the middle of the display screen. i went on the york university website to order my textbooks ( i am fully aware it takes longer but i hate the bookstore and shopping...and the lines ew) but then after i ordered my texts i was like oh i wonder what other books they have, and you're using a credit card it so easy blah blah blah. moral of the story curiosity makes the cat spend $150 on books she doesn't need eg, a book by my favorite proffessor thus far, or a weird literature dictionary or a collection of stories EDITED not WRITTEN by dave eggers. christ on a cracker.

1 mule for natalia 1 mule for julia and no mules for sister sarah

1st of all i have one thing to say "talou smerdech yak polscha" secondly regarding your comment about the puppets and i quote "they always end up tangled up or drug addicts" a) whats wrong with drug addicted puppets, it adds a touch of glamour into their otherwise dull lives, and b) if my puppets are drug addicted and tangled it is because they are meant to be, i am the puppetmaster, emphasis on the master, so anything that happens or will happen or is happening as i write this, is my plan, which always works out, according to my whims, don't be frightened, you aren't on my bad side, those who are know who they are, when i want them to know that is. i went all day (from 1030 am to 7 pm)waiting to learn that my "frontiers of science" class was actually a low grade physicis class, which i dropped. however i did have time to consider our two mules party. a) i get to be a nun, we serve black and white cookies, (eg oreos) we get 2 mule pinatas, and also pass an invite clint eastwoods way (is he still alive?...oh right million dollar baby) also beans eggs and sausages (veggie of course) will be a must as they are cowboy food.
anyway, on the harry potter front, theres a book i just ordered thats all like debate over book seven. snape etc.
PS do you know in russia polygamy is legal? henceforth i am married to krum, fred and george weasley, as well as wood, and black. i thought you'd like to know seeing as how you told me you couldn't choose between goyle, crabbe malfoy and snape.

i've tried rockets and pixie sticks

christmas went by too quickly. i hate it. i want another month off. stupid york. thanks to my wonderful time management skills, i now, every monday get off of class at 10 30 am and then have to wait around at york until my next class....which is at 7 pm.