oh godddd
ok a) i reviewed my favorite shows list, and i had like an epiphany (though not as startling as the ones in portrait of the artist) anyway, my name is julia and, i'm addicted to reality tv. i mean, there are a few shows that are, reality based, that i wouldn't watch: big brother, any of the survivors after 2, the apprentice (donald and martha), most home decorating/improvement on 2 dollar budget shows...... but basically i am a whore of the reality genre. yesterday, olena told me that flava flav had a new bachelor -esque type show, and i was all "pfft thats lame i'll never waste my time on that" unfortunately it is on right before surreal life 6, and it cannot be avoided. its just soooooo trashy, it almost makes fun of it self just by being on the air... and I LOVE IT. honestly, i think this is an all time low, all the women who are picked get giant clock necklaces, and i mean you just know, him and bridgeete neilson are going to give it another go, god help them. what am i saying, god help me. there is some ridiculous show on right now, about some family with 16 kids, who are building their own house. it's easter, i'm full, and i'm WAY too lazy to look for another show, so now, i'm enthralled with their amish, homeschooling, shoddy house building ways.
b) people tried to warn me, but i am almost definitely addicted to this infernal site. i start work again in a week, what the jebus am i going to do then, this is even more addictive than the blog i started last year. i can't very well charge the government for my services while just going on myspace all day.
c) also WHY did they stop making arrested development. i can't verywell soothe an addiction, when theres nothing left, i've watched all the special features on all the discs on all the seasons, and NOTHING. its like its crack or something, and i'm like smoking (do you smoke crack?.....crack pipe? i guess) the little bits of ashes from the match that i lit the crack with just to feel satisfied.
b) people tried to warn me, but i am almost definitely addicted to this infernal site. i start work again in a week, what the jebus am i going to do then, this is even more addictive than the blog i started last year. i can't very well charge the government for my services while just going on myspace all day.
c) also WHY did they stop making arrested development. i can't verywell soothe an addiction, when theres nothing left, i've watched all the special features on all the discs on all the seasons, and NOTHING. its like its crack or something, and i'm like smoking (do you smoke crack?.....crack pipe? i guess) the little bits of ashes from the match that i lit the crack with just to feel satisfied.

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