baby, its cold outside.

i swear to god, it's no wonder obesity is one of the leading causes of death. food just tastes too good. it's my mom's fault, we're going to be on doctor phil in ten years, her crying and me 700 pounds via satelite because they can't get me out of the house. she'll be all "it's my fault, my cooking and shopping skills were too good, i didn't know she would like bread at 2 am so much" and i'll be like "damn straight its your fault, pay for me to get gastric bypass before i die biznatch" and doctor phil will be like "don't eat your feelings" and i'll be like "i'm not, the food is just so delicious" ...so, there is an ever so slight possibility that i missed my mid-term exam for intro to logic.....i didn't even think about it until now, but , a) i was sick last week and didn't go to class this week because i was on my reading week frame of mind. b) i started late, have only been to 2 classes and don't have a syllubus, and c) everyone i know had mid-term exams this week, while i have been living a stress free existence. so i should probably do something about this..... maybe i'll go to my doctor and pretend i had an attack then get a note, then go to the teacher and cry...