And now, the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together

it's arrested development. i cannot stress how good this show is. i feel like my life was so empty before, i didn't even know what i was missing. ha. anyway. i'm going to put up some of my favorite quotes (i watched both seasons in 1 sleepless night) also i watched the stewie griffin story (aka the family guy movie) and to be frank it was kind of lame, which is strange because i usually love everything about the show, although stewie and brian drunk was good.
anyway arrested development.

Michael: Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood. Why do you guys have buckets of blood?
Gob: It's not real blood. It's, um, corn syrup and red dye. Juice.
Buster: We have unlimited juice? (laughs) This party is going to be off the hook.


Michael: We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob.
Barry: Well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I?
Michael: Actually, she died.
Barry: You're kidding me. I've been taking credit for that for years!


Lindsay: You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?


George Sr.: I haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you've been here two months.
Pause
George Sr.: It's hard to gauge time.
Michael: Yeah. I'll bet.

Tobias: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist